Family Ouse 1

Bro Kayode caused PLENRY trouble in the Family House recently.

Sometime last week, the Papa suddenly started asking round for Sister Dayo, twasn't a small something o. Almost every 5mins, somebody would not rest, because Papa wanted to see Sister Dayo VERY URGENTLY.

When she eventually came back from her CDS meeting around 6.22pm, (worefa dah CDS was holding?! Because dah won was no longer meeting again) everybody was saying,

"Sister Dayo, Papa has been finding you o, where have you been nah, ah ahn, Papa have looked every nook and Cranny for you nah, kilonshele?"

You know how Family House pipu can BE EVERYBODY's BUSINESS nah.

Sister Dayo was now very troubled and disturbed and worried, so she ran to Papa's office and knocked loudly and said,
"Papaz me o, I'm sorry I was at my CDS meeting." She could hardly seperate her words clearly.
Papa calmly asked in his characteristically gentle, spiritual voice, "who's there please?! Do come in."

Enter Sister Dayo, panting like Ada, when she walks from Ibiam to New Hostel to eat the noodles her Aunties SHE PAID TO COOK FOR HER have prepared.
"Ahhh! sister Dayo, you should go and at least freshen up a while, we'ud see you later, we only want to clerify some issues dear." Papa tried to calm the heart-weakened sister, wearing his ever present PLASTIC smile. 

Chizzy once told Ada that the smile made it look like papa was always laughing at somebody, "...two four seven, maka onye ahu adirocha all that spiritual, (because such person aint all that spiritual) though we know he's not like that sha...." she'd quickly added.
Mana Chizzy alikuro e hurt anybody knowingly (you see, Chizzy did not like hurting anyone intentionally).

Ada had asked, "idikwa sure? Are you sure?"
"Which one is idikwa sure? Obuna e maro (is it that you aint aware) that Papa is a sincere Christian?" Chizzy had retorted, chiding Ada mildly.
"Leave her nah, do I know for this Ada." Osai had eyeballed sis Ada, who could get so rascally with her scruntiny of the State Exco's 'spiritual intensity'. 

These three where members of the Family House and were forbidden to speak vernacular within the house, which wasn't a very easy task for the trio who enjoyed liaising their speech with Igbo, an interesting mixture of English and Igbo; what Easterner's would call, INGILIGBO.

So Dayo had left the office even more troubled, asking herself what in the world "...they ONLY wanted to verify..."

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Sister TC formed a bond with Bro. Dele almost immediately Batch B corp members came into the family house, and since Bro. Dele was good friends with Bros Tomi and Rotimi (Yoruba pipu too dey FULL Family House) they kinda became a 4man, or rather, 3men and one lady bond. Though Dayo was Tc's bunky-cum-friend, she wasn't exactly friendly with the other trio in the 'bond'.

One of those days, roughly three weeks or 2 weeks and exactly 6days today, Sister Tc was gisting with some Brothers in Batch A, about 4 of them, they were in the Santuary, where fellowship meetings are held and she was trying to explain that her friend, Dayo, was not arrogant or snobbish as people in the house thought, especially the ABLE brothers, and that when Dayo really likes you she may act like she doesn't notice you that way but it was just her way of making sure everybody was treated like a brother, etc etc. That they shouldn't feel bad that she hadn't been too friendly. That even her own friends, Dele, Tomi and Rotimi were also affected, etc etc again. That it's not like that nah, that shebi they know she's also introvert too, ehn?! And bla bla, etc.

While the 'a friend's got a friend's back' pacification was going on, bro Kayode coincidentally passed at the point she was saying, "...when she really likes a person, she may act like she doesn't see or notice the person that way..."

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Bro Kayode, well the wahala began from him buh his own tory no be here. So lets call this part 1. Abi SEASON ONE? Sounds bera shey? Ok.
I'ud complete the gist in the next part.