Family Ouse 5

Previously on Family Ouse 4...

"Just like that?!"

"...robbed of my jwelhry in this gorrddamned office..." Goddamned?!

That was Monday's bad news though, tuesday had been quite uneventful, save for Nenye making mention of Sunday's episode and how she'd wished she could've laid hands round Bimbo's neck and all those things about pressing out bad blood from a bad belle. Click to read full story...

Family Ouse 5 continues...

Abayomi was obviously Yoruba, dark as expected, but communicated a whole lot with Ada. Simply say, they struck a good rapport and that was it. Bayo has a thing for VERY spiritually-humour-packed sisters and Ada was ONE in a non-existing few, so it seemed sha.

Well, as their gist grew, Ada’s ideas grew and the house dry-cleaning made more money, and bad belle Sister Bad-blood noticed the CHANGE. Ada’s only luck was that Abimbola did not notice the APC Presidential Candidate, Bayo bobo. That was Nenye’s pet name for our brother. She’ud ask Chizzy intentionally, always off the topic in discuss, “You see Bayo bobo for retreat this week?”Ada would quickly react and either say “So you went to retreat to find missing brothers?”or “Nenye, I don’t understand o, how did dah won enter this matter now?”

It never bothered her that it was just a ploy to enjoy her re-action or maybe an exaggeration of the re-action. She never disappointed their expectations anyways.

Bayo’s birthday was just the cliché Family Ouse birthday; dress up, be sang for, be ohhed and ahhed about, your nice deeds bared before willing and unwilling ears, etc and more etc. Ada bought the cake, or rather, one of the cakes, did a number with the trio, plus Chizzy, plus Nenye, dressed so pretty and Awwwed and all that. Then Bayo introduced his best friend, all the way from Awka to mark this beautiful day, his dark-complexioned pretty fiancé, Yemitokpe Afolabi.

The Ouse was agog, some sisters felt their loss. You know sisters sha like to have hope for any promising brother? Their hope no be here, it can be tiring. They sha felt the loss but managed to scream louder than Ada’s thumping heart. Chizzy wouldn’t look at Ada, she knew Bayo couldn’t be blamed entirely, he’d been nice and too chatty with Ada, which was probably his only crime, the TOO CHATTY, cos he was nice in the sense of nice-nice to everyone. Only Ada enjoyed the chattiness.

Nenye thought differently, gbedu this brother not saying he wasn’t single all these past two weeks, and making somebody to be over-dry-cleaning even Khaki. Not like a sister should not dry-clean or look good o, but when you make effort to feel cooler cos of ‘good rapport’ and your effort now just come and go like that, it is not a nice something. Bayo bobo no try chacha, Nenye wasn’t smiling ATALL!

Only good thing was that only the trio knew about the butterflies, if any, that flew in the certain sister’s tummy. T'was even better that the sworn enemy of the victim was not in the know, t'was a VERY GOOD THING, very good. Bimbo and her village pipu though!

Like we always say folks, the arm of flesh will FAIL you ALWAYS.